holyshiet

WHAT.THE.FUG.
where the beep did summer go. honestly i feels like just yesterday that i was sitting in my physics class hoping that summer would come faster, and now..its over!! OMFG. so basically my summer consisted of doing nothing. well i got a new job but thats about it. hung out with friends..did the usual stuff. and now...well now i go to university. everyone keeps talking about it and they're all excited and shiz but really i dont care about it. i'm not excited or nervous..i literally have no sort of emotion regarding university. its something i have to do so im going to do it and thats basically how i feel about it. the sooner it gets started, the sooner its going to end. im SICK OF SCHOOL!! i've been in school for 12 damn years already, so i'm sorry world if im not jumping for joy to start all friggin over again. but oh well, you gotta do what you gotta do i suppose. lets get this shiz over with

As our lives change, from whatever

so..that was highschool, huh? some people i've talked to have said that they can't wait to leave the place of which they just spend the last four years. honestly, im going to miss it so much! and if i had the opportunity, i'd do it all over again. yes i know what some of you are thinking, "what the f, are you joking nicole?! i hated highschool!" and that is when i'll relpy, yeah..i had my days where i just wanted to punch someone in the baby maker and yeah..i've had the days where i just want to go home and sleep cause i'm so damn tired...but overall, i loved highschool. i met some of the most amazing people with the most amazing personalities and i made some pretty great friends. that being said, highschool wasn't all hunky dorey. As i sit here, thinking about some of the hardest, saddest, and most disappointing times of my life, i'm saddend to realize that they almost all land between the span of grade 9-12 (that could just be because in elementary the saddest thing that ever happened was when someone took out the new Franklin book before you.) The first time i was ever majorly punished by my rents was in grade 10. it was soo bad peeps...but now that i think about it, i was such a little "teenage fuck" and i needed a swift kick in the behind to give me a reality check. Another big event that pops into my head would obv be my nextdoor pal, Ted. okay, so he wasn't really a pal...or even someone i'd really known but either way when he killed himself it was a very sad day. one my saddest i suppose..but through the ups and downs highschool was definitely one of my most rewarding times of my life. i'm really gonna miss it no matter how drama filled it was. the past 4 years have flown by and if i would have known how quickly they would pass, i wouldn't have taken a moment for granted. But as Barack Obama would put it, it's time for change!

i am yoda

ahh yes, what to write about today. uhm so greece and turkey was amazeballs. i actually had the best time ever and i miss it there so much sooo im definitely going back. MWAHA. some of the highlights would be rooming with ashley (i think kayla would agree!), riding the donkey, getting woken up at like 5 in the morning to listen to prayers througout Istanbul and probably just meeting new people and getting to know people i didn't know too well before this trip. it was such a great experience! coming home sucked ballz tho, not only was i jetlagged as sheit but tons of stuff changed. well i guess not tons, but being in a different country for 10 days and not worrying about anything and not having any drama and then coming back to saskatoon (drama central) and being right back where you started really sucks. everything was so peaceful and beautiful there and it just sucks to be back with school and work. i def got bit by the travel bug though, thats fosho. i can't wait until i leave again so i can escape this shit hole hahahaha. sorry s'toon. I MISS SULEMAN!! OMG. he was the best tour guide ever, honestly if i ever go back to turkey im calling him up. AND MICHAEL! he was pretty cool too! he was all, "use your senses!" hahaha so funny. i had such a good time with everyone on the trip too, i could've stayed for another 10 days no problem! although there were a few people that i was getting a little annoyed of (chaperones) but other than that i would do it all over again. i can't even process how shitty saskatoon is. i mean not saskatoon in general but more the people living here. i mean, everybody just walks around like they're the bees knees and they never take the time to get their heads out of the clouds long enough to notice that there is so much more to life other than what shoes to buy or how you want to do your hair so that hot guy in math notices you.
i guess what im trying to get at is that you should live life to the fullest, because you only have one life to live.

so ANYWAYS

and just on a side note, did you guys see how many times i said "ANYWAYS" in that previous post...yeah i noticed. lame.

donkeys and hoes

HELLO FRIENDS. i would like to start this blog off by letter you all know that i will be leaving for Turkey in approx. 18 hours. yes...18 hours! after waiting 226 days, it is finally time to leave. The last few days have been somewhat hectic, trying to pack then remembering that you forgot to buy this and then having to go buy it...that type of hectic. you know how everyone says to pack light? yah uhm i didn't..MA BAD! but seriously, i mean we're leaving the WHOLE DAMN COUNTRY for 10 days, there is no way that im going to be able to pack LIGHT. mothaefa. jk..k...bi. ANYWAYS, im really excited just to leave saskatoon but im def gonna miss my family and friends :( oh well, i'll be back.
OMGMGMG. so i keep having this dream that i'm on a cruise ship and it sinks and just as i'm about to drown i wake up. at first i was like oh shiz that sucks i almost died in my dream, but after having this dream about 3 times i'm starting to think that my life is going to be the next final destination movie. and im PETRIFIED of sharks. yes and dinosaurs but whatevs...stfu! ANYWAYS, yeah so i have this theory that if the boat starts to sink while i'm sleeping, im just going to stay in my room and drown cause I DO NOT WANT TO BE IN THE OCEAN WITH MOTHEREFFING SHARKS. but thats just my theory, we all know that if the boat really did start to sink i'd be the first one to jump overboard. BUT IT WONT...right? ANYWAYS, i have more stuff i need to shove into my suicase so i will talk to you followers later! ADIOS!

wwtf? followers? i dont think thats the right word to describe the TWO people who read this blog, one of which is coming with me hahahhah..so i guess i'm only saying bye to johnny. so...BYE JOHNNY!

namaste MY ASS!

sooo i haven't written anything on this peiceoshit for soo long
so i thought i might as well.
i see that my last blog was about JOHNATHAN! oh, what a character.
i talked to one of my managers about him and apparently he actually is a major creep
but to make things even better, apparently he quit! deeeeece!
so uhmm last tuesday my friend amanda asked me if i'd want to go to a yoga class with her
at the time i thought it was a pretty good idea..little did i know.
i asked britt to join too (the honest reason for this is that i didn't want to be
the only n00b there.)soo we get there and everything is dandy until the instructor is like

"okay, time for downward dog!"

so im like, yah yah this is okay...i can do this!
HELL NO!! she makes us stay in this position for like 36546987 hours
so im about to ralph erywhere and im sweating like a mofo and im like hey, maybe amanda
and britt are having as much trouble as me and i wont look like a complete tool...
OH NO, amanda and britt are sturdy in their downward dogs....fml..
so she says we're going to do upward dog so that was a bonus.
THEN, she makes us do upward dog, then downward dog, upward, downward, upward, downward
MEANWHILE im sweating ALL OVER THE EFFING PLACE wondering how i got myself into this shiz
basically, this went on for another hour and a half...it was HORRIBLE.
not only did i DIE in the effing class but the next morning i woke up and i COULDN'T MOVE
ANYTHING!!it was no fun. yoga=no fun.
anything else i should touch on? oh, i got up at 5:50 this morning for canoe club..
damn rights. I HAD THE WORST SLEEP EVER. brittanys phone woke me upx2 and i was effing
cold the whole night. ajksdfnasdfMOTEHRFalskdjfalsdf.
when we got to the pool, me britt and chelsea walked in and WE SET THE DAMN ALARM OFF!
the doors were unlocked and everything so when we walked in the whole buildings alarms
started going off...NOT IMPRESSED. and then i jumped into the water with my clothes on.
ALMOST DROWNED, no big d. then i came home and slept for almost 3 hours and then
WENT TO MY GREECE MEETING WHICH WAS VERY EXCITING
and now im super tired and this post was much to long so CYAH.

LONGTIMENOSEE

hello, johnathon

alright so this post is gonna be effing long, so make sure you go to the bathroom now and grab some snacks
OK. so i'm at my wonderful job tonight stocking shelves as per usual, when this young man comes up beside me and is like "hello, i am johnathon from lost prevention" (if you dont know what that is, its the people who walk around and watch people to make sure that they're not stealing) and he's holding out his i.d like i'm actually gonna care. but he is pretty cute so i play along. and then he's like "can you please go down isle 16 and ask the gentlemen if they need any help, they look like they might be stealing!" and so i was like uhmm..k only cause your cute. so i go and do that and of course these guys are like no we don't need help, thanks. so im like uhmm k once again. so the lost prevention guy comes over to me again and is like, thank you for that so much! and to shorten the story a bit he basically starts telling me his life story about catching people stealing. like i actually give a DAMN!! and although he's super cute, he's really starting to piss me off. so anyways, he peaces for about 20 minutes and i continue on my merry way. THEN OUTTA NOWHERE, he pops up and starts having this rando convo with me about my work. rly? srsly? so i play along, but i am starting to get weirded out. so i end the convo and i run to my back room thinking that he can't come back there...OH WAIT, he does! so i see him wakling towards me and im thinking, "omg i'm going to die." so he comes up to where im standing and he's like, "yeah im just checking to see if anything is blocking the emergency exit" so i think he's gonna leave,,,BUT NO! HE STARTS A DAMN EFFING CONVO WITH ME ABOUT SOME STUPID THING CALLED LAR!!! WTF IS A LAR!! goddamnit, leave me alone effing johnathon. so i make the convo sooo short and awkward that he FINALLY leaves.
that is the ending of that event. soo about twenty minutes later im pulling a cart to my back room and theres this like, hose or something laying across the floor so i can't get by. so im like wtf am i going to do? so i ask this rando worked thats standing there and im like yo.what should i do? and he's like lift it! so im like uhh k yeah i'll try?? so i go and try to life my cart which is like 57464368 pounds...and he's like no no...i mean lift the hose. so im freaking embarrassed outta my mind. like who did i think i was? chuck norris? HOW THE HELL DID I THINK I WAS GOING TO LIFE THAT DAMN CART???
anyways. soo i work with this german girl, and she soo nice but doesn't speak english. so i was walking by her and shes like OH HELLO!! so i get super pumped and im like OMG HI!! then she looks at me like im nuts,,,,,, so i turn around and see the person she was really saying hello too...alright cool
SO just as i think its going to get better....it doesn't. im pulling my cart with a box of toothbrushes to my final destination when all of a sudden, THE BOX EFFING FALLS OVER!! HOW THE SHIT DOES THAT HAPPEN!! so now there's toothbrushes laying all over the floor.i basically did the biggest face palm ever....

"SOO me and my brother were trying to decide where we wanted to go for supper tonight. I wanted to go somewhere new...maybe the keg or even avocados! but NO, of course HE wanted to go to boston pizza! so off we went to BP's. When we got there, i told the hostess that it was just the two of us, so we were seated. My brother says thank you and she turns to him with a sheepish smile and says, "sorry what? did you have a question?" uhm...no? so she peaced and then our waitress came and looked directly at my brother and said, "can i start you off with a drink?" actually yeah, the girl across from him would like a drink too, please. so basically the whole rest of the meal consisted of her just wanting to take a sneak peek at him while i got the complete shaft."

THIS WAS IN A DRAFT FROM A LONG TIME AGO HAHA I FORGOT TO POST IT. here you are world.

lets go rent a movie from the library.

BLOGGING DAY NUMBER 2

soo i suppose i should write about my day, huh? UHMM what happened today. woke up, tired as faack cause i was up late trying to figure this shiz out. went to school, attempted to pay attention and learn things all while also just trying to stay awake. after school went to the library with kayax2 trying to find books on WHO KNOWS WHAT, when i realized that the library is like a video store.

THEY.HAVE.MOVIES.

and not just any movies, like documentaries and shit...im talking LEGIT movies and tv shows! i saw, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES and lost! yes people, the library has LOST! screw going to rogers and getting charged 69 dollars for a rental when you can go to the library and get one for...i dunno...

HOW DOES FREE SOUND?

chicka chicka yaaah. anyways, so we're at the library and kaylas trying to buy this stupid library card and the girl is soooo slow. and she's getting super flustered cause her comp froze and she's still trying to scan and she's just causing a HUGE ASS RUCK.

after that we head to get some food and then kgs gotta go to this appointment to get her TOE CHECKEDOUT. so we go to that, and then go to where her mom works and i get A FREE CAR WASH! if you don't already know, my car is dirty as shiiaaat! so we went and did that....and then....i dropped her off and she stepped in slush and now i'm here!

good day? meeahh.

Oh cool I can do this from my phone too...!
WAZZAP WORLD

ahh yes...day 1

HELLO BLOGGING WORLD
nicolebrown hurr
basically, saw a friends blog, got interested
, found the little icon that said
"create your own blog"
and now here i am.
what to write about?
maybe something about myself?
naah...
seriously, i dont know how you bloggers do it.
i'm already out of stuff to talk about
MEH, tomorrows a whole new day.


ugghh, i can see this becoming a new addiction.