"SOO me and my brother were trying to decide where we wanted to go for supper tonight. I wanted to go somewhere new...maybe the keg or even avocados! but NO, of course HE wanted to go to boston pizza! so off we went to BP's. When we got there, i told the hostess that it was just the two of us, so we were seated. My brother says thank you and she turns to him with a sheepish smile and says, "sorry what? did you have a question?" uhm...no? so she peaced and then our waitress came and looked directly at my brother and said, "can i start you off with a drink?" actually yeah, the girl across from him would like a drink too, please. so basically the whole rest of the meal consisted of her just wanting to take a sneak peek at him while i got the complete shaft."

THIS WAS IN A DRAFT FROM A LONG TIME AGO HAHA I FORGOT TO POST IT. here you are world.