Sunday, March 21, 2010

namaste MY ASS!

sooo i haven't written anything on this peiceoshit for soo long
so i thought i might as well.
i see that my last blog was about JOHNATHAN! oh, what a character.
i talked to one of my managers about him and apparently he actually is a major creep
but to make things even better, apparently he quit! deeeeece!
so uhmm last tuesday my friend amanda asked me if i'd want to go to a yoga class with her
at the time i thought it was a pretty good idea..little did i know.
i asked britt to join too (the honest reason for this is that i didn't want to be
the only n00b there.)soo we get there and everything is dandy until the instructor is like
"okay, time for downward dog!"

so im like, yah yah this is okay...i can do this!
HELL NO!! she makes us stay in this position for like 36546987 hours
so im about to ralph erywhere and im sweating like a mofo and im like hey, maybe amanda
and britt are having as much trouble as me and i wont look like a complete tool...
OH NO, amanda and britt are sturdy in their downward dogs....fml..
so she says we're going to do upward dog so that was a bonus.
THEN, she makes us do upward dog, then downward dog, upward, downward, upward, downward
MEANWHILE im sweating ALL OVER THE EFFING PLACE wondering how i got myself into this shiz
basically, this went on for another hour and a half...it was HORRIBLE.
not only did i DIE in the effing class but the next morning i woke up and i COULDN'T MOVE
ANYTHING!!it was no fun. yoga=no fun.
anything else i should touch on? oh, i got up at 5:50 this morning for canoe club..
damn rights. I HAD THE WORST SLEEP EVER. brittanys phone woke me upx2 and i was effing
cold the whole night. ajksdfnasdfMOTEHRFalskdjfalsdf.
when we got to the pool, me britt and chelsea walked in and WE SET THE DAMN ALARM OFF!
the doors were unlocked and everything so when we walked in the whole buildings alarms
started going off...NOT IMPRESSED. and then i jumped into the water with my clothes on.
ALMOST DROWNED, no big d. then i came home and slept for almost 3 hours and then
WENT TO MY GREECE MEETING WHICH WAS VERY EXCITING
and now im super tired and this post was much to long so CYAH.